Broken Healer

Better Late…

That’s right folks. Junie Browning is going to fight a flaming streetfighter while he stands in a pool of pirrhanas! Dec. 27 spoiler alert — to start off UFC 92, Kimbo Slice will be set ablaze in a special fireproof suit (of course) lowered from the ceiling to a waiting and warmed up Junie, ready to fight. Odds favor Junie in intellect we think; every time we told him to pick a circle from assorted shapes he’d just do another shot of Kentucky’s finest moonshine. We had to call testing for the day because he passed out. The edge in strength definitely goes to Kimbo. Dana White, this century’s PT Barnum, absolutely loved the idea and jumped rght on it! I called him on the Bat Phone don’tcha know.

Me too! Every time I get online to watch fights, I get sucked in by a catchy headline. When I saw the headline sometime back that BJ Penn had thrown a reporter around I couldn’t wait to get in there to see what happened. I’ll tell you what happend — a local girl from TV news came out and learned the ropes so to speak. It was soooo cute… egad man!! Damnation!!!

My second eldest son called today to wish me happy birthday — my forty-third — and we were talking about his two boys, who were just amped for Santa to come. I can remember when I was their age — it was fantastic. I got Stretch Armstrong and my own record player with Cat Steven’s Izitso to play it on. It was red with a black console and you closed it up and carried it like a mini-suitcase. It had a spindle with four or five yellow discs so you could load it up with forty-fives.

Cal

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