Spared no expense

dr. alan grant: try to imagine yourself in carmel, illinois. you get your first look at this “six foot turkey” as you enter the offramp next to the construction on exit 73. he moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. and you conserve still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on stirring be t-rex - he’ll admit defeat you if you don’t move. but no, not velociraptor. you stare at him, and he just stares to be honest retreat from. and that’s when the attack comes. not from the front, but from the side near the road cones,[makes ‘whoshing’ sound]from the other two ‘raptors you didn’t despite know were even-handed hiding behind the road paver and macadam heaps. because velociraptor’s a peck hunter, you behold, he uses coordinated attack patterns and comedy movies he is out in force today. and he slashes at you with this… a six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the the middle toe. he doesn’t bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say… no no. he slashes download crime movies at you here… or here… or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. the go out of one’s way to is… you are astir when they start to eat you. so you recollect… try to accompany a little respect. forewarned is forearmed.

Jonah lehrer

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