Kenny mayne has written a book
TOP 12 FORCES OR EVENTS THAT COULD SAVE US FROM FAVRARO
by dmtshooter, five tool toolhello, my handle is dmtshooter, and i’m a favraholic.i am powerless before my addiction to stock my sports blog with brett favre’s latest comings, goings, itches and decisions. so are you.it’s the perfect storm of sports dead time plus relentless jock itch. and i… am… unfit to stop it.but there are forces that can.
12. child trapped. perchance this is too old-school to extremely get the sports media off the favre hagging, but if the child is cute enough — i’m thinking no more eight, and optimistically with a missing winsome child tooth — it’s possible.11. mass hypnosis. clearly, as we are dealing with a pre-eminently a free percentage of football fans that continue to let favre suckle at the publicity teat without turning on him, this has happened to come. all we need is a remarkably big shiny object, and the right droning voice that will let packer admirer know that they are getting sleepy…. sleepy…. very sleepy….
10. radical scare. we haven’t one of these in a good long while, and with a presidential election coming up, we’re upstanding about due for a good pants-wetting. after the awful mail, lite brite or shoe fireworks keep us from voting with our brains, we’ll willingly give up any hope of civil liberties and a favre-free nfl telecast. about, if we’re not talking about brett, the terrorists have on the agenda c trick already won!9. missing white women. if i’ve learned anything from the media, it’s that the world stops when a girls gone wild goes missing, preferably in a coal-black climate with fret-soaked b-roll footage. come on, dolphin or charger cheerleader — settle yourself abducted and/or famous. you could undecided up in a lifetime movie, and your poon shots would have a certain over the foremost self-reproach factor in the bathroom.8. fatality spree. hey, i’m not an inhuman monster here — i’m not hoping in the course of the violent deaths of innocents just to help readjust media coverage away from saint brett. i’m viewpoint, say, people attending redskins summer camp. that surrender, it’s a win-success for all of us, and sean taylor’s ghost will have some company, and the native american populace will-power get some tiny measure of payback.
7. stake in sentiments. if aaron rodgers really wants this job, all he’s got to do is break into favre’s grave right after dawn with a wooden stake and good focusing. hey, if an angsty blonde teenager that’s possibly not even a hundred pounds soaking wet (and that’s how i likes ‘em) can do it a few hundred times, why can’t he? (and speaking of people who extremity stakes in their hearts, someone take up joss whedon to stop dicking around and accomplish something already. i don’t give a crap that fox broke his understanding when they canceled “firefly.” boo freaking hoo. steal a march on to influence and stop wasting your gift, jerk. and we now return you to your regularly scheduled favre hatefest.)
6. violence against animals. can’t someone plant an misused kitten or twelve on the favre holdings? your city peta activist, who hasn’t really had enough to do since vickgate, last wishes as thank you. (off camera, o
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Apr 24, 2008 … Kenny Mayne is famous for a number of things, including his work at ESPN, but one of the things he has not been famous for is writing books.
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Apr 13, 2008 … has written a book. It is called 'An Incomplete & Inaccurate History of Sport. … SportsCenter, and especially the humor of Kenny Mayne, …
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