AKMuckraker: Behold, the McCain-Palin “Truth Squad!”

Why is it that Republicans love to have these little names? I’ve posted previously about Alaska Congressman Don Young and his “A-Team,” and “Wolf Pack” of lobbyists. For those of you who haven’t been keeping up with the infamous congressman’s latest silliness, the A-Team and the Wolf Pack are all the lobbyists that gain immediate and unfettered access to the congressman in his office in DC. These guys are Don’s big guns. The A-Team was referred to as a separate group, but is also a subset of the Wolf Pack. So if you’re on the A-Team, you’re also by default in the Wolf Pack, but if you’re in the Wolf Pack, you’re not necessarily the stuff of the A-Team.

We’re not only corrupt, we’re silly.

And now, on the national front, we have the McCain-Palin “Truth Squad,” a group of spunky Republicans put together based completely upon party affiliation, and mostly on ovary cialis ownership, to dispel the myths that are circulating about the new VP pick, Sarah Palin. A couple of these myths arose from confustion about budget line items and reallocations that looked, at first, like Palin had slashed funding for special ed, and for homeless teen mothers. She didn’t.

But other things on the list include talking about the fact that Palin didn’t actually attempt to force public schools to teach creationism, but that she “wouldn’t oppose” teaching creationism in public school.

And she didn’t actually fire the librarian who wouldn’t theoretically agree to ban books. She only tried to fire her. After public outcry, she agreed to let the librarian stay, even though she wasn’t being ’supportive.’ And the list levitra of banned books that’s been circulating? Bogus! We don’t know which books Palin wanted the public librarian to pull from the shelves for content Palin found offensive.

And most of all, she was NOT officially a member of the secessionist Alaskan Independence Party, even though the Vice Chair said she was on video tape, (and called her out for infiltrating the Republican Party to get elected, while holding the AIP ideals). It was actually her husband that was a member of the secessionist group.

Don’t you feel better now? Phew! I was worried for a minute, but after hearing from the Truth Squad, my mind is put at ease. It’s fortunate that the Squad will be galloping across the land coming to the GOP’s aid. “We’re meeting it head on,” said Brian Rogers, a campaign spokesperson. All right! (fist bump)

Oh, and they dared to accuse her pastor of being a Jew for Jesus. That guy was only invited to speak at her church by her pastor. And why should we care about her pastor, anyway. People shouldn’t be condemned for the views of their pastors. We learned that from Obama and Rev. Wright. We need to focus on what Palin herself believes. She’s just a normal sensible gal who thinks the world is 6000 years old, and that Jesus will come and rapture the faithful during her lifetime. So knock it off, and quit with this fringe, liberal, left-wing nutty blogosphere over-reaction, will you? Sheesh.

So, now that you have the Truth, are you pumped, and ready to meet the ‘Squad’?

National Members Of The Palin Truth Squad:

· Former Governor Jane Swift (R-MA) · Governor Linda Lingle (R-HI) · Lt. Governor Sean Parnell, (R-AK) · Congresswoman Michele Bachmann (R-MN) · Congressman Marsha Blackburn (R-TN) · Congresswoman Shelley Moore Capito (R-WV) · Congresswoman Thelma Drake (R-VA) · Congresswoman Mary Fallin (R-OK) · Congresswoman Virginia Foxx (R-NC) · Congresswoman Kay Granger (R-TX) · Congresswoman Cathy McMorris Rodgers (R-WA) Congresswoman Candice Miller (R-MI) · Congresswoman Sue Myrick (R-FL) · Congresswoman Ileana Ros-Lehtinen (R-FL) · Congresswoman Heather Wilson (R-NM) · Jo Ann Davidson, RNC Co-Chair · Rosario Marin, Former U.S. Treasurer · Meg Stapleton, Former Aide To Governor Palin · Kristan Cole, Lifelong Friend Of Governor Palin

State Members Of The Palin Truth Squad:

· Former Lt. Governor Jane Norton (CO) · State Representative Amy Stephens (CO) · State Board of Education Member Peggy Littleton (CO) · State Representative Ellyn Bogdanoff (FL) · County Commissioner Mildred Fernandez (FL) · Former Iowa Senate President And Former U.S. Ambassador To The Eastern Caribbean, Mary Kramer (IA) · State Representative Jackie Walorski (IN) · State Representative Laura Brod (MN) · Former GOP State Party Chairwoman And Former State Rep. Barb Sykora (MN) · Jayne Millerick, Former NH GOP Chair (NH) · State Senator Jennifer Beck, Honorary Co-Chair NJ Women For McCain-Palin (NJ) · Assemblywoman Alison Littell McHose, Honorary Vice Chair NJ Women For McCain-Palin (NJ) · Bergen County Clerk Kathe Donovan, Honor …

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