TV Patrol: Saturday Smackdown

Tonight, the battle’s on! It’s ‘Dangerous Danny’ vs ‘Skreech’ on CMT at 10pm. “Hulk Hogan’s Celebrity Championship Wrestling” has got me all worked up. Tonight Danny Bonaduce turns on Dustin Diamond & it’s reality gold. How can it not be with these two guys? If you are a wrestling fan, this is the show for you. It’s intense & unbelievably authentic. It’s the perfect venue for these two guys, with Dennis Rodman to boot! Let’s do a Rob Van Dam ‘Splash’……….

Did you watch “Ghost Whisperer” last night? What kind of f*cked up shit was that! Why did they kill the old man off in the first place? It’s kinda creepy, but I guess it keeps the show “FRESH’. I hate that word. What does it mean anyways. I guess it means “doesn’t stink” cuz the opposite of fresh is rotten, right? My douche keeps me ‘fresh’.

Larry the Cable Guy put out the first Xmas Special last night & it didn’t stink. Does that mean it was ‘fresh’. NO. So that word doesn’t always work. It was funny, in the moronic sense, but what would you expect from Larry. I’m sure CMT will show it over & over & over again before Xmas, so catch it if you like childish jokes. “Pig or No Pig” will soon be a classic.

Once again, Saturday is repeat night. I listed them all for you again. There are a few new shows so I did this (NEW) so you could pick them out easier. Watch a movie. I listed quite a few of those. Maybe tonight’s a good night to clean behind the refrigerator or go out and play ‘mailbox baseball’.

Here’s tonight’s drivel:

CBS: “CSI” at 8pm. (repeat) “CriminaL Minds” at 9pm. (new) “48hrs Mystery” at 10pm. (NEW)

NBC: “Knight Rider” at 8pm. (repeat) “Law & Order” at 9pm. (repeat) “Law & Order: SVU” at 10pm. (repeat) “Saturday Night Live” at 11:30pm. Tim McGraw, Ludicris & T-Pain

FOX: “Cops” at 8pm.(NEW) & 8:30pm. (repeat) “America’s Most Wanted” at 9pm. (NEW) “MadTV” at 11pm. (NEW)

ABC has cCollege Football at 8pm. Most stations are airing Texas Tech @ Oklahoma which leads the series 11-4. Chheck local listings .

APL: “Dogs 101″ at 8pm. (NEW) English Bulldog, Collie, Wire Fox Terrier, Cavalier King Charles Spaniel “It’s Me or the Dog” at 9pm. (NEW)

BBCA has “The Graham Norton Show” at 10pm. His guest is Robin Williams THIS week (not last week, like I posted)

CMT: “Hulk Hogan’s Celebrity Championship Wrestling” at 8pm. (NEW) “My Big Fat Redneck Wedding” at 9pm. (Season Finale) “Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders: Making the Team” at 9:30pm. (Season Finale)

DSC: “Crocodile Feeding Frenzy” at 8pm. “Bear Feeding Frenzy” at 9pm. “Lion Feeding Frenzy” at 10pm.

FOOD: “All-Star Thanksgiving Recipes” at 8pm.

NGC: “Dino Death Trap” at 8pm. “Dino Autopsy” at 9pm. “Mammoth Mystery” at 10pm.

MOVIES

ABCF: “Once Upon a Christmas” at 8pm. (2000) “Twice Upon a Christmas” at 10pm. (2001) A&E: “My Cousin Vinny” at 8pm. (1992) Joe Pesci AMC: “JFK” at 8pm. (1991) Kevin Costner Disney: “The Santa Clause” at 9pm. (1994) Tim Allen E!: “The Beauty Shop” at 8pm. (2005) Queen Latifah ENCORE: “Gone in 60 Seconds” at 8pm (2000) Nicolas Cage FLIX: “Dirty Work” at 8pm. (1998) Norm Macdonald FMC: “That Thing You Do” at 8pm. (1996) Tom Hanks FX: “The Sentinel” at 7:30pm. (2006) Michael Douglas HBO: “The Bourne Ultimatum” at 8pm. (2007) Matt Damon IFC: “Larry Flynt: The Right to be Left Alone” at 7:45pm. (documentary 2007) Larry goes to Harvard. “Bowling for Columbine” at 9pm. (documenntary 2002) Michael Moore MTV: “Eight Crazy Nights” at 8pm. (2007) Cartoon by Adam Sandler OXYGEN: “Legally Blonde” at 8pm. (2001) Reese Witherspoon SciFi: “Lost City Raiders” at 9pm. (NEW 2008) James Brolin SHOWTIME: “Delirious” at 9pm. (2006) Steve Buscemi SPIKE: “Sniper” at 8pm. (1993) Tom Bergenger STARZ: “This Christmas” at 9pm. (2007) Loretta Devine TBS: “My Big Fat Greek Wedding” at 8pm. (2002) John Corbett TCM: “Fanny” at 8pm. (1961) Leslie Caron

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This schedule is so boring, I almost hate to post it.

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