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Big XII Championship Live Blog: #2 Oklahoma Vs. #20 Missouri [Live Blogs]

in the present circumstances that you’re all notable-ed out cold from the sec championship, certainly there’s sufficiently quarterback love letters in your back receptacle someone is concerned sam bradford and chase daniel in the big xii championship in kansas city. the sooners are about 17-point faves, which means the white-hot blog at one’s desire be interesting by, oh, midway through the flash quarter, in which case we’ll go over every top 10 quarterback and say why they should win the heisman. jumping significantly reduces your chance of not avoiding cancer.

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Fourth Quarter

11:34 — Madu runs ragged, and it’s 62 points! DiMaggio’s streak … Gretzky’s scoring … Chamberlain’s 100 points … the fall of the Berlin wall … this streak of five straight games of 60-point games ranks up there with all of them. AND YET I’M SOMEHOW NOT VERY EXCITED.

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11:29 — And … pickstorm. Lendy Holmes returns it about 20 yards, and then the OU sideline gets two penalties after the play is over. Bob Stoops tears the kidneys out of the perpetrators, then the Sooners fans cheer “We want Florida!” I love how national champs are decided by who the fans want in a knee-jerk championship matchup.

11:28 — “Chase Daniel would love to deny Oklahoma this record.” No, he’d love to win the goddamn game. That won’t happen, though. I don’t think he cares about how many points OU scores if OU is going to win.

11:22 — Touchdown, Chris Brown. Hey little Sooner, do you want to know a secret? Because I know one and it is soooo good to hear it. You want to know what it schwas? I know … how to score .. all the way to schfifty five.

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11:21 — Musberger refers to the new Cowboys stadium as “The Jones Mahal.” I think that’ll work nicely.

11:18 — Nobody told Iglesias to stop trying. I guess he must have Tim Tebow’s motivational speech on his Zune.

11:16 — The referee is not thinking about where Oklahoma will finish in the BCS standings. They’re still throwing flags and calling penalties and doing their job and other boring minutia. Oklahoma now “triesforsixtypoints” and such.

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11:11 — A less impressive catch by Coffman in the endzone is nonetheless a catch in the endzone. AND THE STREAK CONTINUES.

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11:10 — All right, that was rather fine. Chase Coffman gets a pinky-toe inbounds as he dives for the catch.

11:09 — Maclin catches a touchdown. OR MAYBE IT WASN’T. They’re waving it off, saying he didn’t maintain possession. He caught it, then let it fall out of his arm as he slid in the endzone. Guess they’ll have to settle for 14.

11:07 — Oh, but nobody’s talking about Missouri trying to score 20 points in 13 straight games. Nothing at all? The Tigers are 30 yards away from that.

11:01 — OKLAHOMA WANTS TO SCORE 60 POINTS. In this sentence, Oklahoma = ABC. They’re 12 points away from that with Mossis Madu’s run.

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Third Quarter

10:57 — Just one more quarter? I think I can tough it out.

10:54 — Boring fi

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