How we decide February 6, 2009
Posted by nutritionalsupplementnews in : Uncategorized , trackbackA cry for help
The big event of last night?
All Chet (and ugh, Scott!) and no queer makes The Real World Brooklyn a dull show. 
Seriously! There wasn’t even a Ryan gif to lead this thing with!
I mean, this is the best I could come up with:
Granted, Ryan’s adorability was reduced this week after his prank freak out. Says Ry: “Pranks are good. Trust me, I love ?em, but there’s good ones and bad ones and it’s about timing.” Bullshit. The entire point of most pranks is to catch someone off guard, and while it sucks to be woken up particularly if you have a veteran’s case of PTSD (which, thank you subtitles)…
…being woken up is the risk you take for setting the slapstick tone. It’s important to be sensitive of people’s shit (that’s the moral of every single fucking breath these people take), but you know that you’re opening yourself up to be fucked with by fucking with other people. And so, if you have special needs in the field of fuckery, you lay off the pranks or you end up looking like the merry hypocrite when you’re screaming at someone for spraying shaving cream on you while you were asleep.
Plus, the prank that started this week’s episode, that whole reverse shoelace thing that amuses Ryan so?
What kind of wack shit is that? Have you laced a pair of shoes lately? If so, you are aware it takes approximately two months to complete that task. If you embark on such an endeavor, the joke is on you for caring so fucking much as to unlace someone’s shit, lace it back up the wrong way and then unlace and relace your own shit so as not to arouse suspicion of your rogue lacing. These people are so bored, and that’s fine as long as they aren’t boring. But they were this episode, so again I say :(.
Plus, you know, it gave Ryan the opportunity to jizz on JD.
I love how after Ryan’s revenge, JD just went on with his business like having a thick white substance sprayed on him was no big thing.
  download comedy movie;
Have you ever jizzed on someone and then watch them proceed to, I don’t know, make a sandwich or relace their shoes backward? I haven’t but that would be weird, right?
Also, I would like to report that my spell check kept replacing “jizzed” with “jazzed.” Just when you thought talking about ejaculating on men couldn’t get gayer…
The point of all of this is that I find myself agreeing with JD, even if his behavior would seem to run counter to his “No more pranks!” bitching of
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