Singles movie
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Saturday Night Live Blog: #9 Oklahoma State at #2 Texas Tech [Live Blogs]
The Big XII has thirteen teams in the Top 10, and this is just another night in which two of them square off on a Saturday night. The undefeated Red Raiders get their second straight prime-time big game against the once-defeated Cowboys. Brent Musberger and Kirk Herbstreit brand cows with their initials. What the world needs now, is jump, sweet jump.
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Fourth Quarter
11:17 — Also, I don’t do this enough (or, well, ever) but we got some pretty solid hits on the bingo sheet, so here’s how we did tonight, based on what you and I saw tonight:
11:16 — Graham Harrell’s postgame interview with Salters shows great promise for whenever he’s finished with puberty. Maybe he can hire Cole Hamels’ speech coach, if that doesn’t endanger his NCAA eligibility.
11:13 — We’re under two minutes and they sneak in Obama’s playoff system advocacy.
11:12 — Someone remind me again why we need a college football playoff when we have analysts competing against each other, trying to outslobber one another all over certain one-loss teams.
11:10 — It appears every one-loss team has a marquee win over Ohio State. You keep using that word “marquee.” I do not think it means what you think it means.
11:09 — And with that touchdown, the score goes to schfifty five, before the PAT.
20 
56
11:06 — Oh, and Tim Tebow, Colt McCoy and Sam Bradford are Heisman hopefuls. Why don’t they just get it over with and rename the trophy “The Best Quarterback On A Top Five Team” or, a name with a bit more marketing sizzle, The Weinkecrouch.
11:05 — Graham Harrell can go back to the sidelines and try to win more Heisman support than John Parker Wilson by launching a Facebook group or whatever the shit the young kids do these days. Taylor Potts will take over for tonight as the new quarterman.
11:02 — Glimmer gone. State punts away after three not-great offensive snaps.
11:00 — Not a touchdown for Texas Tech? I’m … I’m not sure how to respond. Okie State keeps a glimmer of hope alive deep in their subcockle area with good field position.
10:59 — Lisa Salters REPORTS. It appears that the students are privy to breaking the bleachers, so in the event they bust a part of the stadium, they carry it to the top of the stadium like a drugged out punk rocker, leaving them with ample room to jump around and get down.
10:58 — Tech gets the ball back, and it should be mentioned that, with 7½ minutes left, they haven’t punted yet.
10:55 — TTU lineman Brandon Carter cleans up well:
Surf’s up, brah.
10:52 — This is just a friendly reminder from Best Buy: HD television can replace your dog. Help control the pet population by getting a flat-screen TV instead.
10:47 — Another touchdown. Which is basically:
20 49
10:44 — Hmm. That took considerably more than five plays. But this is Price Is Right rules, and I beat the ethnic gentleman who doesn’t understand our customs and said “1,000″ and the probably-a-whore college girl who said “one dollar,” so I get to play a pricing game.
10:41 — Let me close my eyes and assume Tech makes first down after first down, reading midfield after about five plays.
10:39 — Is this THE DAGGER I see before me? Darcel McBath picks off Robinson’s pass on …
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