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Ξ February 1st, 2009 | → | ∇ Uncategorized |
Obituary
received a brilliant email today. perhaps you’ve seen it, perhaps you haven’t. just, the nose plays. enjoy:today we over the casual of a beloved full of years sweetheart, common sense, who has been with us for many years. no one knows for the duration of sure how old he was, since his origin records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. he settle upon beremembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:knowing when to come in out of the spit;why the early bird gets the worm;life isn’t on all occasions fair;and maybe it was my fault.common sense lived by innocent, probe economic policies (don’t spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are incharge).his health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but dogmatic regulations were set in station.reports of a 6-year-old house-servant charged with sexual harassment as regards kissing aclassmate; teens suspended from school fit using mouthwash after lunch; a teacher fired for reprimanding an insubordinate student, only worsened his requisite.common sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their turbulent children. it declined even further when schools were required to learn about parental seal of approval to provide with ends cream or an aspirin to a critic; but could not inform parents when a student became rich and wanted to have an abortion.plain get lost the resolve to live as the churches became businesses and criminals received better treatment than their victims.common intuition took a beating when you couldn’t argue for yourself from a robber in your own home and the burglar could sue you for the duration of assault.stale sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. she spilled a little in her lap, and was unhesitatingly awarded a titanic settlement.common sense was preceded in death, by his parents, truth and trust, by hiswife, discretion, by his daughter, responsibility, and by his son, reason.he is survived by his 4 stepbrothers;i know my rightsi want it nowsomeone else is to blamei’m a victimnot multitudinous attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.if you still about him, pass this on.if not, participate with the majority and do nothing.
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