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Monday Night Live Blog: Browns-Bills [Live Blogs]

never previous take so numberless midwestern teams that aren’t actually located in the midwest been in one colosseum at once! the disappointing cleveland browns and differently-but-equally disappointing buffalo bills will war to the frigid undoing to see who’s less sad team of all. it’s wealthy to be korny in the booth, so entertain jump because the children at 8:30 p.m.

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Fourth Quarter

11:10 — And a nation outside of Cleveland is finally finding out who this Jerome Harrison guy is. He already has a career high in rushing yards (80) and gets a 21-yard catch down the sideline.

11:07 — Oh my. Kawika Mitchell pushes Harrison out of bounds and into a bench. Harrison stayed on the ground for a while, and Mitchell brings the flagginess for 15 yards. Thing is, replays show Harrison was still in bounds when the shove occurred. Per rule, Dwyane Wade will get two free throws.

11:07 — And back to incomplete passes by Brady Quinn. BOR-RING.

11:06 — Actually, the referees correct the kickoff play and since it went out of bounds at the 43-yard line, the ball will be placed there. Three yards of gain already and the ball hasn’t been touched yet.

11:05 — That’s not a touchdown. That’s a kickoff out of bounds, which puts the ball at the 40-yard line. It also is currently the worst yardage gain by the Browns so far in the fourth.

11:02 — Sweet Klondike madness. Everybody is running great distances except for me. Leodis McKelvin responds to the 72-yard KO punch with a left hook of his own in the form of a kickoff TD. Two plays this quarter, two touchdowns. If this keeps up, we’re looking at a 113-110 final score, which I can safely say will probably happen.

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10:58 — Mildly … unexpected. Backup back Jerome Harrison bursts through a bunch of Billsicles for 72 yards and a safe 10-point lead.

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Third Quarter

10:56 — Romeo Crennel’s mustache looks over-trimmed. Did anyone tell him this? Or is he just such a players’ coach that nobody has the heart to tell him it doesn’t look as venerable.

10:52 — Tirico: “No team has ever blown three straight 13-point leads.” Go, history, go!

10:49 — Field goals just RULE. They should change the rules so that nothing but field goals can be scored. Lindell brings the Bills to within … ANOTHER FIELD GOAL.

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In The Event Of A Tie, Proposal #3 Final Jeopardy. Category: “Innovations In Nanotechnology.” All part of a plan to make tiebreakers shorter than if the category was “NFL Rules.” Also, players answering the question must wager Madden Rating points in next year’s video game.

10:44 — I’m going to mark down “Tony Tries To Find Something Jaws Doesn’t Know About Football” as Kornheiser poses the thought that a quarterback can have “too much time” in the pocket. (It didn’t work, as you can tell.)

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10:42 — It’s too cold for anyone to slide feet first, it seems. Edwards scrambles down the middle and gets whumped. But it doesn’t count, as offsetting penalties replay the down. Which means Edwards doesn’t have a huge throbbing pain in his head right now. It didn’t happen.

10:41 — I’m no lip-reader, but I’m pretty sure the field mic just picked up an errant “fucking horseshit” on that kick return.

10:37 — Just when Jaworski says anything disapproving or commending of either quarterback, either QB seems to negate the analysis and do the opposite ting in the next set of downs. Case in point, after a huge pass to Edwards near the 20-yard line …

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