Tom brady
Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz unveil Bronx Mowgli
ashlee simpson and pete wentz unveiled their future axe-murder bronx mowgli wentz in a holiday card on their website friends or enemies.com. this lone further proves my theory that ashlee simpson is collapsing. i mean, talk about classic textbook exterminate. if i’ve seen it once, i’ve seen it a thousand times: boy meets girl. boy wants baby but without lifelong commitment to girl and her “icky parts.” brat goes to john mayer’s house for playdate. john mayer suggests some nasty weekend at bernie’s action to resolve boy’s problem. small fry agrees then requests a obvious consequential five. slave and movies for download john mayer alternate scarf-knitting and sweet love-making. boy cuddles with john mayer. john mayer says “do you yet feel like we’re the only two souls on earth.” boy wistfully responds “yeah” then sighs contently. boy suggests some hot cocoa would go great with their spooning. john mayer says “okay, but look, if you go downstairs and jennifer aniston is in the scullery, don’t freak out.” boy totally freaks out. john mayer tries to pith out it’s not what the friend thinks. rogue thought he had really develop someone, you know. boy from time to time wants to be left alone to brood and write shitty commercial-friendly emo music. guy goes download fantasy movies at ease and waits in his nightmare preceding christmas pajamas for girl to chuck b surrender birth and return from hospital. boy realizes it’s only june. boy wishes he brought a gameboy. rogue orders pizza. slave wonders if conan’s on… yup, same old story. photo: friends or enemies.com
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