9 August 2008
Support your local gunfighter
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cialis pillsAsshole of the Week
we at phillyist are big fans of the darwin awards, and of those moronic individuals who do in themselves from the gene gather in the interest of the betterment of the hominoid race. (conversely, we entertain nothing but disdain respecting those undesirables who have put humanity supporting idiocracy by rapidly procreating rapidly and with reckless disregard for the days of mankind.) and we yet participate in an appreciation for those would-be darwin award winners that we see day in and day out—as usual pedestrians dodging in and unconscious of traffic with flagrant disregard for the sake of crosswalks and stale sense—because we’re cool that they will eventually succeed in their vocation of mortality.
So we couldn’t help but smile when we saw a news story this morning about a colossal dumbass who slammed his ATV into a police car last night. But wait, there’s more. Our certified genius here decided to then run from the cops. In so doing, he tried to jump a wrought-iron fence, slipped, and impaled himself on it. So, let’s recap here. This guy:
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The ignoramus, an unnamed 19-year-old, survived (so far), and as of this morning’s report, was in critical condition. Oh, and MENSA-boy was wanted on 22(!) driving violations.
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We’re sorry that this didn’t achieve full Darwin Award honors, but for giving it the ol’ college high school dropout try, we’ll give him a consolation prize in the form of this week’s Asshole of the Week recognition.
Image of Charles Darwin statue via Flickr user cyanocorax.
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