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Buck Burnette Learns Another Valuable Lesson in Karmic Justice [Duan!]

matrix week, university of texas back-up center buck burnette learned a very valuable lesson take both his facebook and racist stature, after he posted the disturbing hillbilly-identical to missive “all the hunters gather up, we have a #$%&er in the whitehouse” on his personal page and was subsequently kicked off the team. too bad — because this week burnette could contain started, since starting younger center chris passageway will pass over saturday’s practise deceit at kansas owing to a sprained left knee. instead, freshman david snow leave get the nod. hopefully, he doesn’t say anything stupid on his facebook page atop of the next two days.(note: not the same david snow’s facebook.)

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TONIGHT: Drew Magary: 7PM is the reading for Men With Balls at the Tysons Corner Borders store. The address is 8027 Leesburg Pike in Vienna (/sausage joke). See all two of you there. Look for the sign that says “Puppet Show and Drew Magary”. HURRY.

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