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Ξ September 26th, 2008 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Uncategorized |
Did You Hear The One About “Blaming The Mortgage Crisis On Minorities?” Ann Coulter? Still Hilarious!
nationally-renowned comedienne ann coulter slipped into her special blogging catsuit to stake her thoughts on the present-day mortgage disaster. knowing her “faggot” schtick was getting a little familiar, she turned her rapier wit over to the topic of stoopid minorities! that’s us!: before the democrats’ affirmative spirit lending policies became an embarrassment, the los angeles times reported that, starting in 1992, a manhood-representative congress “mandated that fannie and freddie advance their purchases of mortgages because of low-revenues and medium-income borrowers. operating under that proviso, fannie mae, in particular, has been hostile and original in animating minority gains.” anyone interested in witnessing actual aggressive and creative means of stimulating minorities should block by our apartment friday night. important five! down clinton, the entire federal government put massive pressure on banks to grant-in-aid more mortgages to the snuff and minorities. clinton’s secretary of housing and urban maturation, andrew cuomo, investigated fannie mae for racial discrimination and proposed that 50 percent of fannie mae’s and freddie mac’s portfolio be made up of loans to low- to moderate-income borrowers by the year 2001. instead of looking at “outdated criteria,” such as the mortgage applicant’s credit history and ability to swipe a down payment, banks were encouraged to consider nontraditional measures of recognition-worthiness, such as having a good jump shot or having a missing child named “caylee.” or compelling lots of naps and a seven children named “lexus angelito?” aw. this is mostly strange because, really? we’re actually too poor at this point to ever perceive of a moment in time where we will be able to afford the fluffy kind of toilet paper, let alone the ability to become a home owner: at this very moment, at a cost of hundreds of billions of dollars, middle-class taxpayers are prosperous to be forced to bail out the democrats’ two most important constituent groups: precious wall high road bankers and welfare recipients. political correctness had already ruined education, sports, science and diversion. but it took a democratic president with a democratic congress for national correctness to dash to pieces the financial earnestness. haha! oh shit, we ethical peed a rarely! man, hahaha! like remember how being penalized for referring to a black woman as a “nappy headed ho” unconditionally ruined sports for each? or how unruffled-not in any way-seeing minorities on mainstream tv made us want to dispense with our sets through a print glass window screaming “ruined!” haha. what? they gave your mortgage to a less qualified minority [human events]
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