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Ξ December 5th, 2008 | → 2 Comments | ∇ Uncategorized |
Things I Learned From This Election Cycle
america is nothing if not a nation of information download adventure movies download horror and education. this election year has brought us many lessons, as expertly as many laughs - thanks the daily show!so, i bring you a list of things that this election has taught me:#1) there is always something that we all, republican and democrat alike, can agree upon. in this case, it appears we all agree that west virginia is a shithole. it’s truly the irregularly-shaped, oblong anus of the wilderness.#2) if you want your son to reach-up to be a brainless douchebag, name him tucker.demonstrate a) tucker bounds exhibit b) tucker carlson parade c) tucker max#3) should you find yourself loosing any contest, you should throw all dignity out cold the window and swing wildly at your opponent, preferably using words that are really scary to inbred morons - mould your running mate.#4) you should always vote opposite of anyone appearing on the hills.#5) in the republican dictionary, fairness equals “socialism” and brain-bland equals sassy.#6) it always takes a democrat to clean-up the mess left by a republican.goodnight and effects luck… oh, and god speed!p.s. - check-loose gravy and biscuits for an awesome giveaway - including a $25 gift card to macy’s and other tease prizes!
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