Super bowl 2009 December 29, 2008
Posted by thegateoftheangels in : Uncategorized , trackbackTop 11 ways to celebrate Cowboy Elimination Day
by dmtshooter, five tool roadsome eagle fans might want to focus on the team’s chances in their miracle aspect as the 6th become dilapidated next week in minnesota. i’d prefer to savor the points that we are now in year ten of the cowboys don’t pick up a single goddamn playoff game, bitches. so let us count the ways in which you and every other satisfactorily-thinking american can celebrate…11. treat yourself to a delicate directorship-inspiring frankly lift10. with a nice yearn, satisfying shower that, opposite from tony romo, you will be able to conclude without a swoon9. terminated a high-priced but ultimately unsatisfying bottle of terrible, terrible w(h)ine8. by captivating a cordial want bump off in a car made in detroit, because their fans felt more intelligent near the end of their season than cowboy junkie does7. with a pleasingly new premium electric razor to shave off your godawful playoff beard (andy reid should resign for the sake of that)6. buy yourself some edible paints, a towel and an artist’s canvas to determine if you, too, can be a great choke artist5. with 41 unanswered, um, acts of divine service from a woman wearing a cowboy hat and more than a fair amount of shame (and yes, this could take some time and commitment)4. by getting down on your knees and thanking the deity of your realm of possibilities that jerruh jones is talking about keeping wade phillips for another year of wonderful, wonderful continuity3. with a very satisfying, and surprisingly aerobic, weeping fit (a la tony romo)2. by high-fiving your wife in the face (h/t, deadspin)1. by, to quote romo, just waking up tomorrow and keeping on living… safe in the facts that each and every year in this millenium has had a special and wonderful cowboy elimination day. as a bonus, this year’s also happened on nationalist elimination light of day!get wireless amber alerts on your phone.
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