“ANTM” And “Top Chef” Eliminations

Let’s talk about elimination. The word always makes me think of poop, especially when it’s used in the context of food, as it is on “Top Chef.” It seems like the “elimination challenge” would be to create a dish that’s so high in fiber it creates a perfect bowel movement for the judges. That’s got to be really difficult - just looking at the bloated, sweaty face of Tom Colicchio, you know he’s severely backed up. Of course, on “Top Model,” the judges look like they don’t ever drop a deuce without it being some kind of weight-loss program involving “dieters tea,” laxative abuse or a noseful of good old-fashioned Uptown Girl.

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Right. Anyway. Kiwi Mark got axed on “Top Chef” because his curry was too sweet and didn’t have any protein in it. He’s pretty pissed off about it. And on “ANTM” they sent ol’ Katarzyna packing, despite Whitney acting all fake and despite all the “OMG she’s a fat whore” noises from the jealous bitches at ONTD. The CW hasn’t released pix for last night’s episode yet, but you can be sure they consist of a bunch of girls pretending to be hot.

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